This is friends-only. Not because I lead a sordid life or anything like that, but because I know there are some crazed internet stalkers out there and I would just as soon not share what life I do have with them. That said, if you are here you probably know me and/or have a vested interest in what I have to say. If that isn't the case, I am generally flattered when people deign to read my often-tedious ramblings, so you should drop me a note because I am really pretty nice. Unless you are one of those crazed internet stalkers, in which case: Step the fuck off, bitch.